Bold enough to say it, subtle enough to make people wonder.
The "Definitely Not a Cult" tee is printed on soft, durable ring-spun cotton with double-stitched hems for a fit that lasts. Wear it as a joke, a dare, or a low-key recruitment tool - your choice.

Specs & Details:
100% ring-spun cotton (heathers contain polyester)
4.5 oz/yd (153 g/m)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Quarter-turned to avoid center crease
Sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

This isnt merch. Its a disclaimer you can wear.